Parking

I’m going to have a bit of a rant about parking! Sorry, I apologise in advance…..As a person who wants to help other people, I need help regarding the state of the parking where I live. I don’t know what it is like where you live, but where we reside it has exploded. That once peaceful maneuverer off our drive (I hear you, you’re moaning and you have off road parking, come on Mike get a grip!!!) has now been replaced by asking our neighbours to move their cars, and too ‘Cap it all’…….. the new neighbours opposite have parked across their drive, causing me to have to manoeuvre the car at an angle that a F1 racing driver would be proud to have completed!
I understand that when the houses were first built they were not designed for the family who have four cars, all fighting to find a space and conveniences, of not walking miles back to their homes, with bags of shopping and kids in tow.
Is the solution to move to that house of my dreams, with no neighbours and off road parking? Where I can just pull off the drive and effortlessly onto my journey…… without having to see my neighbours in various different forms of dress, no makeup and explaining to me that they had no other option but to block my drive, and avoiding their morning bad breath!!!!
My wife thinks that I have lost the plot and should be grateful that we have off road parking. I think I’m going to paint some double yellow lines and hand out pretend parking tickets…………..Please help!!